Dr. Kaplan: I really can’t tell you anything about him. You know, doctor-patient confidentiality.
Liz: Oh, come on, I mean…you’re not really a doctor.
Dr. Kaplan: Well. If that’s how you feel then you’re not really a patient. And people who aren’t patients don’t get toys from the treat bucket.
Liz: But there’s a Batman in there!
Dr. Kaplan: Yeah. And if you wind him up, he swims in the bath.
Liz: Damn you, Kaplan!
04x14 Future Husband
I relate to Liz Lemon in so many ways.
